Insert Caption: 10,000 B.C.

Posted Feb 29th 2008 4:02PM by Erik Davis
Filed under: Fandom, Movie Marketing, Contests, Insert Caption, Hold the 'Fone

Well look what we have here -- you're back again, asking me to feed your caption contest addictions. I'll do it. Someone has to do it. Just remember, the first one's free. Wait. Scratch that. They're all free! Yes, welcome back to another installment of our universe famous caption contest. While you're probably all dying to find out who won the Vespa we gave away last week (thanks to Penelope and her freaky pig nose), you're gonna have to wait a little while longer. Sorry folks. In the meantime, how about you give us your best captions for the photo below from Roland Emmerich's 10,000 B.C. The top three captions from this week will walk away with (deep breath) one 10,000 B.C. The Legend tee, one 10,000 B.C. beanie, one 10,000 B.C. weathered baseball cap, one saber tooth necklace, one set of 10,000 B.C. photo postcards in a notebook, one set of lenticular buttons and one wooden pyramid puzzle. If all that stuff isn't enough to create your very own prehistoric beast (like the one featured below), then I don't know what is. Sound off folks!

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Reader Comments

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1. My cat's breath smells like cat food.

Posted at 4:08PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Joshua

2. Just a second I'm Pretty sure I have a tic-tac around here some where.

Posted at 4:10PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Joshua

3. No I swear I called you a WU-ssy

Posted at 4:18PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Joshua

4. Caveman....the OTHER white meat...

Posted at 4:19PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Jason

5. I told you before I'm a Neanderthal, not a dentist.

Posted at 4:21PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Joshua

6. i kan haz Rock noi? nom nom nom

Posted at 4:24PM on Feb 29th 2008 by nate

7. Dude....ever hear of floss?

Posted at 4:27PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Dave

8. "OK, this is clearly f*d up, but if I get a determined look in my eyes, Emmerich will cut away from the action in a way guaranteed to obfuscate whatever happens next, and after about 40 edits I'll be roasting this kitty on a spit over a fire."

Posted at 4:37PM on Feb 29th 2008 by bovious

9. New Employee Orientation day is never easy for Ted Nugent's gardners.

Posted at 4:38PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Mike

10. *sniff* *sniff* Ewww....

Posted at 4:42PM on Feb 29th 2008 by TvLover

11. "Hey! Wake up! It's six a.m. and you forgot to feed me last night!"

Posted at 4:46PM on Feb 29th 2008 by John

12. Good God my man....what happens if you get a cavity in one of those? Pain! Oh I will feel your pain!

Posted at 4:46PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Liam

13. ok...ok, I will scrach behind your ears.

Posted at 4:47PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Dave

14. Take a look and tell me what you think. Everybody always calls them "saber" teeth, but to me they look more like scimitars.

Posted at 4:49PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Nathan

15. Dude, kindly step off, 'cause you have serious mastodon breath.

Posted at 4:49PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Geri

16. I swear...I never touched your ball of yarn!!!

Posted at 4:50PM on Feb 29th 2008 by austin

17. Yes, I definitely want my nipples pierced, I was just hoping you had a smaller needle.

Posted at 4:53PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Julie

18. Oh no. This is sort of embarrassing. I've got one of my saber teeth jammed into my lower jaw there and now I can't get my mouth shut. I'm probably drooling all over the place, right? Could you be a peach and just pop that out for me?

Posted at 5:00PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Nathan

19. "oh my, what big teeth you have grandma"

Posted at 5:02PM on Feb 29th 2008 by Ray

20. Hey, you were great in 300!

Posted at 5:09PM on Feb 29th 2008 by The Red Monkey

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